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The Haikus of Master's Summer
A pseudo-literary project for the boring and bored.
Friday, July 6, 2007
Thoreau: It Doesn’t Count As Ownership If You Borrow Everything
Henry: Bring back my
axe, you mooching, lazy fuck.
--Your goddamned neighbor
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Hello, Summer!
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Kevin
Madison, WI
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