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The Haikus of Master's Summer

A pseudo-literary project for the boring and bored.

Friday, July 6, 2007

Thoreau: It Doesn’t Count As Ownership If You Borrow Everything

Henry: Bring back my
axe, you mooching, lazy fuck.
--Your goddamned neighbor

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