It’s sad that you think
that even women on the moon
would turn you down. Ouch.
Friday, July 20, 2007
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Ashbery: Kevin Again Struggles with 20th–Century Poetry
Perhaps I’m being
obtuse, but WHAT THE FUCK DOES
ANY OF THAT MEAN?
obtuse, but WHAT THE FUCK DOES
ANY OF THAT MEAN?
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Malory: Polysyllabic Arthurian Assholes
Turns out “Guinevere”
and “Launcelot” are hard names
to cram into a
and “Launcelot” are hard names
to cram into a
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
More: The Purges Will Begin on Tuesday
My ideal kingdom
has just one law: no pants. And
no fugly people.
has just one law: no pants. And
no fugly people.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Poe: It’s Not the Same Usher? Oh, Nevermind
The saddest part is
that there’ll be no more hot beats
to mac ladies with.
that there’ll be no more hot beats
to mac ladies with.
Saturday, July 14, 2007
H.D.: Well, That’s Not Actually Poetry
Look—I can be an
Imagist, too: seashell, moon,
tree, Amen, anus.
Imagist, too: seashell, moon,
tree, Amen, anus.
Friday, July 13, 2007
The Faerie Queene: Elizabeth, Age 63, Lacking Teeth and Hair
There is not enough
allegory in the world to
make that bitch pretty.
allegory in the world to
make that bitch pretty.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Shelley: But Then Again, You Never Did Anything Good For Humanity
I wish it was you
out there on that rock, getting
your liver pecked out.
out there on that rock, getting
your liver pecked out.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Langland: Reason #3,428 Why My Life Is Nothing Like "Piers Plowman"
In my dreams, I don’t
see Jesus—just the usual
face-eating monkeys.
see Jesus—just the usual
face-eating monkeys.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Franklin: I'll Get You the Money By Tuesday, I Swear
I can see why you’re
on the twenty, Ben: you’re a
dick about money.
on the twenty, Ben: you’re a
dick about money.
Monday, July 9, 2007
Ellison: From the White, Male Establishment
Mister Narrator,
on behalf of us all, I
want to say: our bad.
on behalf of us all, I
want to say: our bad.
Sunday, July 8, 2007
Wycherley: Mrs. Pinchwife’s Infidelity Is Just…
More proof that I should
keep locking Jessie in the
basement while I’m out.
keep locking Jessie in the
basement while I’m out.
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